A very lo-fi Rosh Hashanah

Well changing my major to biology, now I’m going to be an underwater fish documentary camera man.

Thursday be prepared for
SURF TRIP 3: AUSTINS BACK AND MORE RAD THAN EVER

Trying to do something nice for a cute girl and I hope it works.

This is bullshit

I stayed up all night and now I’m in class feeling like I’m gonna throw up on my teacher

I’m starting a program to give gays guns.

Is it time to surf yet?

I’m pretty satisfied with the way people view my mortal enemy.

Yes I am a gun owner, yes it is a nerf gun

My school is terrified about school shootings, but I’ve yet to see any of the officers that are watching the place (real cops mind you) carry anything more than a taser.
they’re best prevention procedure is making sure everyone is wearing their school ID. God police carry a gun for effs sake.

I’m having so good of a time that I might throw up.

What’s a guy gotta do to get excessive attention around here.